Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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