I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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