Do you still have your period?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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