Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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