Sry I called you an 8
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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