Plan B is the new Plan A
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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