The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm like, not good at living.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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