I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ugly people sure do ruin things
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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