I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
no you cant smoke seaweed
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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