We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
as a side note pls kill me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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