I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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