OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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