I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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