We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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