Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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