dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Actions speak louder than pants.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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