fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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