I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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