He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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