Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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