I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just blew my weed a kiss
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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