I think I just saw someone hide a body.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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