She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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