how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
