garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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