i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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