YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
