Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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