If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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