I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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