My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
40s are totally the cure
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
