Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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