I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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