just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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