No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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