Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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