3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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