How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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