didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
