Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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