I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
