I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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