She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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