I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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