eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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