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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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