school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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