everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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