Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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