btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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