oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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