Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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