Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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